What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 03:45
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Live and Let Die
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Dr No
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Goldfinger
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
You Only Live Twice
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
A View to a Kill
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-J W Pepper
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-”Ah so!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Who has experienced what they called a happy accident (bestiality)?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Moonraker
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Octopussy
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
From Russia With Love